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A me ha garbato molto questa :

My wife and I bought this after selling our daughter Amanda into white slavery. We actually got a refurbished. It's missing the remote, but oh well-- for $10K off, I can afford a universal, right? The picture is amazing. I've never seen the world with such clarity.

Amanda, if you're reading this, hang in there, honey! We'll see you in a year.

Posted By: Frash Le mucche scoreggiano, la stalla esplode

Un libro che lessi molti anni fa:

Il flauto è uno strumento di tutto rispetto!

E tutto il resto del suo canale.

Una (fine) vita per la moto

Amministratore - Far filare tutto liscio e in ordine.

Sei molto pratico e realista. Anche deciso e fermo. Una volta che prendi una decisione agisci immediatamente. Sei bravo a diffondere progetti e mobilizzare tutte le risorse per attuarlo. Speri di raggiungere i tuoi obiettivi nel modo più efficace. Gestisci bene i compiti quotidiani. Hai degli standard chiari e logici e insisti su di essi e speri che anche gli altri li raggiungano. Fai riferimento ai tuoi programmi fermamente

Secondo me l'ha ideato il Dottore per attirare la pheega sul suo sito!

gattini+cessetto

Posted By: manilaSecondo me l'ha ideato il Dottore per attirare la pheega sul suo sito!

gattini+cessetto

Geni!!!
Va be', io ho un gatto un po' goffo e mi cadrebbe certamente dentro al wc, preferisco non rischiare :-)

Posted By: manilaSecondo me l'ha ideato il Dottore per attirare la pheega sul suo sito!

gattini+cessetto

Io personalmente lo proverei :D

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Posted By: manila Secondo me l'ha ideato il Dottore per attirare la pheega sul suo sito!

gattini+cessetto

Geni!!!
Va be', io ho un gatto un po' goffo e mi cadrebbe certamente dentro al wc, preferisco non rischiare:-)

La mia gatta invece va al cesso solo per bere dal rubinetto: si struscia addosso al primo che le capita, poi spicca il balzo sul lavabo e aspetta che l'acqua scorra piegando la testa per dissetarsi.

Bizzarro mondo felino!

Il mio prende l'acqua con la zampetta e se la porta alla bocca perché non sa bere direttamente... quasi quasi gli faccio un video e divento miliardaria con youtube :-D

I cartelli dei cessi di Sochi.
(il mio preferito è il divieto di pesca)

I bambini leggono i libri ai gatti

DIO SFONDO ANIMATO!

Posted By: Frash Ottimo uso di una videocamera GoPro

100% fake

Questo è stato un VERO candidato alle elezioni in Giappone

Posted By: Frash Maledetto Frank Zappa per avermi rovinato la faccia!

Grandissimi!
Mai nome fu più azzeccato, per il nome di un batterio che annulla la pheega! :)

Saluti da Piacenza

Nel WE sono stato a Barcellona e in questa galleria ho trovato un quadro bellissimo:

Rigoletto dice... una gran bella frase

Vladimir Luxuria Putin is not amused



Testo:

I’m going to Sochi, to give Putin a trophy

The crowd is all saluting for the way that he blows me

Homie sucks like a Flowbee , calluses is on both knees

He’s grody he’s lonely , wants to show me his goatse

Judges gave him a 9 – The deepest throat of the winter

But deducted one point, because my man is a spitter

“Don’t cum in my pot (russian for mouth)” is what he always said

So I gave him an “instant Gorbachyev”

She was Head of state but still couldn’t get a date

Then she had the bright idea to repress the gays

All the competition was locked in a cell

Now Miss Vladimir has all the cock to herself



SOCHI AINT SHIT

VLAD GET THE DICK

(we don’t love them tricks!)

SOCHI AINT SHIT

VLAD GET THE DICK

(talking about my penis!)



she wants to see What is lurkin’ all up under my merkin

Don’ t got a pussy riot but I got a boner disturbance

I unholster the serpent ,she grab a hold and start jerkin

Putin’s moaning and flirtin -bitch bend over and start twerkin

I put a whole lot of work i, now I’m hosin I’m squirtin

I’m wreckin that rectum; reckon it’s over its curtains

Now will you go put a shirt on?　Better go see a surgeon

’cause that aperture looks like it’s totally hurtin

Putin said “Nyet,” Drank the load and kept slurping

I was nuttin and bussin so hard she got a concussion

she drank it all up, just like a White Russian



Olympics is nothing, but graft and corruption

50 billion in taxes For roads that don’t function

Hotel over the budget, but still under construction

where’d the money go, I don’t know, Go ask Snowden or something!

The commode isn’t flushing, the ceremony disgusting:

Just a unicycle bear eating moldy old Funnyuns

Meanwhile people so bumming , they’re selling manhole for cash

That’s not a gay joke, They sell the covers for scrap

Just to feed all their children, cause their taxes was tapped

By the evilest villains ,they’re stealing them billions

And they’re building new prisons For the gays and the Chechens

For athletes that is protesting Journalists who ask questions

Want to do to them What you did to Circassians!

Distractin’ attention onto stranger s and scapegoats so

embracin the church and blame it all on the rainbow

Now gay bashin is in fashion with the national pride

While you’re robbing them blind and slashing their rights

Cameras in the pipes, there’s spies in the showers

Surveiling the boners, just in case one is homo



SOCHI AINT SHIT

VLAD GET THE DICK



you’re an anti-gay bigot , just because you aint felt my dick yet.

Cold getting indignant, because your manhood is a figment

You got a scandalous pickle, far from a hammer and sickle

Hung like the smallest matroshka With one damaged testicle.

Put away and belay that shit, it’s absurd and and irrational

I’m gay and persuasive, like the third international

Homos you were hating now you’re connecting my dong to lips

Get busy like Tatlin, and start erecting my monument.

I was pumping like Gazprom I’m hung like a mastodon .

With a latex bra and some colorful Pampers on

He played my dick and balls like a triathalon

I gave him a medal for choad guzzling brain work

He got the silver I got the gold cause I came first.

Then snuck with his blue bucket his ducats and his vodka

Dosvidanya, don’t say I didn’t warn ya

There’s a chance of crabs or perhaps a rash on your pee-pee

just spray it with Febreeze, thanks for the meat sleeve.

By the way I’m havin’ this Yacov Smirnov CD.



SOCHI AINT SHIT

VLAD GET THE DICK



Something he said to me one day, something he said to me . .. !

“I practice butthole surfing every day, I’ma win it!”

“But Vladimir, that’s not even in the Olympics!”

Man fuck them old limp-dicks, The sponsors is pimping

The athletes is whoring while The contractor’s grifting

Meanwhile the IOC, profits from the bribery

Just for saying that, the FSB uhhhh they opened a file on me

Plus they got Rule 50, shut you up in a jiffy

You can get black-listed if you raise a black fist up

Plus your medals get ripped up, politics is forbidden

That’s why nobody’s cheering when their country is winning.

The whole façade is Potemkin Just a cog in the system

So ignore the gay-bashing Just say your sponsor’s terrific

But if you try to address it You might get arrested

Free speech is for hooligans And gays all molest kids





SOCHI AINT SHIT

VLAD GET THE DICK



Pass the Johnson quit hoggin it , Face first like tobogganist

She suck like an octopus ,on the root like a botanist

every body in Moscow is , stretching out that esophagous

speed this line up, it’s getting monotonous

hosing disposing and deep throating a lotta jizz

two gallons o cum ! just like 2001,

you want that big black monolith, right where your tonsils is

the breakfast of champions word to Kurt Vonnegut

keep it Kandinsky, yo you’re keeping it Communist

you want that Red Wedge all up in your naughty bits



so deep that it hurts you Deeper still it converts you

Now you’re trickin in red square In a wig and a girdle

Vladimir had a rear that was queer and so versatile

It was reversible, more tricks than a circus do

he knows I’m an ass-man, so he’s wearing those chap-pants,

in the club for a lap-dance, get more butts than an ash-can

Caught on the dash-cam giving head in a Lada

Called it Vlad TV, now it’s a headline on Pravda

And it ain’t kompromat, it’s more of a compliment

5 kopeks a load: She’s the Moscow Laundromat,

Pay me the rubles, and you can pound that ass Round town her

name is The Louge because she go down so fast

And it aint cool runnings More like Dudes Cumming

Cus when Putin’s in effect yo you can wreck it for nothing



SOCHI AINT SHIT

VLAD GET THE DICK

Posted By: Forzguarda se sei realmente un veeeeeekkio!

(a me ha dato 25 anni... ne ho quasi 29... non male)

Ok, Rombo, adesso puoi dirlo.

Oh ragazzi, chi di voi si è dato alle rapine in Cina?

Posted By: lelev* Partecipa anche tu al corso di selfie!

Sì, però attenti ai pidocchi