Posted By: Ivano

Purtroppo è vera...

Posted By: El

Posted By: Choolaudia

Posted By: Ivano

Purtroppo è vera...

Però ci ho messo un po' a capirne il senso

Ah, e io intendevo "purtroppo" principalmente pel l'ultima vignetta e il pensiero del "Not In My Backyard"

Posted By: lelevup!

Posted By: Choolaudia

Posted By: El

Posted By: Choolaudia

Posted By: Ivano

Purtroppo è vera...

Però ci ho messo un po' a capirne il senso

Ah, e io intendevo "purtroppo" principalmente pel l'ultima vignetta e il pensiero del "Not In My Backyard"

Cosa mi sono perso? Cosa c'è da capire? :|

La posizione dell'omino nell'ultima vignetta mi aveva fatto credere che stesse difendendo il ventolone, non lamentandosene

Incidente nel tunnel Ginevra-Gran Sasso.

Citando il messaggio con più voti positivi "Io quelli che abbandonano i protoni in autostrada li ammazzerei".

Posted By: ferilli (cecilia m. che vuole fare la scrittrice, mi ha venduto questo racconto per un euro finto in mollica di pane)

Brava, falle capire subito che a fare quel lavoro si guadagnano solo briciole

Posted By: White

Preferisco il Manzoni, riguardo alla diffusione dei segreti.

da Alessandro Manzoni, I promessi sposi, cap. XI

Il Griso di nuovo in campo; e, la sera di quel giorno medesimo, poté riportare al suo degno padrone la notizia desiderata: ed ecco in qual maniera.
Una delle più gran consolazioni di questa vita è l'amicizia; e una delle consolazioni dell'amicizia è quell'avere a cui confidare un segreto. Ora, gli amici non sono a due a due, come gli sposi; ognuno, generalmente parlando, ne ha più d'uno: il che forma una catena, di cui nessuno potrebbe trovar la fine. Quando dunque un amico si procura quella consolazione di deporre un segreto nel seno d'un altro, dà a costui la voglia di procurarsi la stessa consolazione anche lui. Lo prega, è vero, di non dir nulla a nessuno; e una tal condizione, chi la prendesse nel senso rigoroso delle parole, troncherebbe immediatamente il corso delle consolazioni. Ma la pratica generale ha voluto che obblighi soltanto a non confidare il segreto, se non a chi sia un amico ugualmente fidato, e imponendogli la stessa condizione. Così, d'amico fidato in amico fidato, il segreto gira e gira per quell'immensa catena, tanto che arriva all'orecchio di colui o di coloro a cui il primo che ha parlato intendeva appunto di non lasciarlo arrivar mai. Avrebbe però ordinariamente a stare un gran pezzo in cammino, se ognuno non avesse che due amici: quello che gli dice, e quello a cui ridice la cosa da tacersi. Ma ci son degli uomini privilegiati che li contano a centinaia; e quando il segreto è venuto a uno di questi uomini, i giri divengon sì rapidi e sì moltiplici, che non è più possibile di seguirne la traccia. Il nostro autore non ha potuto accertarsi per quante bocche fosse passato il segreto che il Griso aveva ordine di scovare: il fatto sta che il buon uomo da cui erano state scortate le donne a Monza, tornando, verso le ventitré, col suo baroccio, a Pescarenico, s'abbatté, prima d'arrivare a casa, in un amico fidato, al quale raccontò, in gran confidenza, l'opera buona che aveva fatta, e il rimanente; e il fatto sta che il Griso poté, due ore dopo, correre al palazzotto, a riferire a don Rodrigo che Lucia e sua madre s'eran ricoverate in un convento di Monza, e che Renzo aveva seguitata la sua strada fino a Milano.

E mò spiegatemi questa faccenda che non si possono postare immagini da 4chan.

Tutti amanao la dubstep

Posted By: lelevup!

Posted By: White

Ho dovuto controllare su Google per capirla.

Ti auguro di non guardarlo mai, neanche per sbaglio.

Posted By: Lavinia

+ infinito a Giacomo, e a Sergio.

Una volta con mio nonno abbiamo distrutto un albero che era marcito per via di un invasione di formiche.
NON POTETE IMMAGINARE LONTANAMENTE CIÒ CHE SUCCESSE.
A ogni colpo d'ascia uscivano centinaia di formiche, e io buttavo tutti i pezzi di legno (neri, ricoperti di formiche) nel fuoco e ascoltavo lo scoppiettio degli insettini a causa del calore.

Sentiva bene uomo.

Lance James Henriksen

Ciao Sergio

È Carla Bruni quella a destra? O la confondo con qualcun'altra?

Posted By: sae Sì è lei. Lo si capisce dalle dimensioni di Sarkozy ;-)

la cosa che a me fa più ridere è la posizione della bocca delle due signore. quella a culo di gallina della francofona dice tutto ;)

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