Omegle conversation log 2009-05-19
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You: hi
You: i'm your god
Stranger: :) okay
Stranger: tell me everything
You: ok
Stranger: !
You: now
You: i'm your only god
Stranger: ok
You: and i'm quite tired
You: so
You: please gimme some beer
Stranger: german beer ?
You: you know
You: it's hard creating a world
Stranger: i know..
You: a belgian one pleas
You: e
Stranger: what ?!
Stranger: is that a joke ?
You: no
Stranger: lol
You: i'm your god
Stranger: belgian beer...
You: and i want a belgian beer
Stranger: belgian beer sucks
You: are you opposing your god?
You: gimme a belgian beer
You: and have one with me
You: or i'll kill you
Stranger: is god from belgian?
You: maybe
You: or maybe not
You: you don't have to ask nothing
You: gimme a fuckin beer!
Stranger: i dont think so... every country but not belgian
You: ok
Stranger: kill me bitsch
You: i'm not belgian
You: but i like belgian beer
You: SO GIMME A FUCKING BELGIAN BEER AND SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: here yyou have one fucking belgian beer
You: thank you man
Stranger: no problem
You: here you got an 18-year-old swedish baby
Stranger: really?
You: of course
You: is right behind you
You: lying on your bed
Stranger: i have no bed
You: oh
You: do you like sleeping on the floor?
Stranger: no on death people
You: mm ok
You: so
You: here you got a dead person
You: and now
You: i want a flying crocodile to eat
Stranger: then create one
You: i've already created a lot of them
You: please go and bring one to me
Stranger: and where are the flying crocodiles ?
You: i don't know
You: i just ask you to bring me a flying crocodile
Stranger: i wont bring you the crocodile
Stranger: !
You: are you challenging me=
You: ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: god is a small ugly guy
Stranger: come and beat me
You: oh
You: i don't have to come
You: i'll just have to destroy your home with a thunder
Stranger: iam a voodoo master i will kill YOU
You: why don't we give it up
You: and try to conquer the world together?
Stranger: okay
You: okay
You: what shall we do?
Stranger: conquer the united states and destroy them !
Stranger: after that.. china and russia
Stranger: and then we buy cuba
You: you're not as stupid as you look like
Stranger: :D
You: ok
Stranger: thanks god
You: what do we need?
You: i think
You: i can call buddha
Stranger: ok do that
You: ok
Stranger: iam calling franz beckenbauer
You: oh you're a genius
Stranger: i know
You: he can conquer the usa alone
Stranger: thats true
You: so
Stranger: he is a dirty old motherfucker with a lot of skills
Stranger: ok buddha and franz, and. ?
Stranger: god ?
You: mmm
Stranger: where are you ?
You: i'm here
You: i was wondering about what to do
You: ok
You: the ruse is
You: we send beckenbauer to us
Stranger: ok
You: and we have us
You: then we tell buddha to go to china and india
Stranger: thats the deal dude !
You: and to tell people to surrender and to help us conquering the world
You: then
You: with the us-china-india army
You: we move to russia
You: and to the rest of the europe
You: then we split
You: half in africa
You: and half in south america
You: then we go all together to australia
You: and finally
You: we go to prague
Stranger: and make party ?
You: where we will estabilish the new world government
Stranger: why in prague ?
You: formed by me, you, buddha and franz beckenbauer
You: because they motherfuckers have a lot of beer there!
Stranger: german beer is the only right one dude
You: once you're the world president you will drink every fuckin kind of beer you want dude
Stranger: mh okay this will be a nice time for us
You: i think so
You: bitches are also cheap there
You: so we'll have a great time
Stranger: cool and buddha will smoke some weed with us
You: of course
Stranger: and then beckenbauer and buddha making a child
You: oh no please
Stranger: and the child will be the next god
You: no no no
Stranger: okay sry dude bad idea
You: i think so
You: i think
You: we shall advise david bowie too
You: he will provide us some good music once we are the world presidents
Stranger: what !?!
Stranger: oh no please
Stranger: not david bowie
You: ok
You: bruce springsteen?
You: ac/dc?
Stranger: mh okay better then bowie
You: i vote for ac/dc
Stranger: highway to hell and the other shit ?
You: man
You: if you offend ac/dc
You: then i have to kill you
You: remember
You: in a few days you could be the world president
You: but now i'm god
You: and you a miserable voodoo master
Stranger: okay master
You: ok
You: so
You: ac/dc will play for us
Stranger: okay and many bitches
You: lot of bitches
You: tons of bitches
Stranger: okay god tell me what i must to do
You: go and look for franz beckenbauer
You: once you've found him
You: bring him to me
Stranger: where do you live ?
You: in italy
You: i'll give you the money for the gasoline don't worry
Stranger: okay thanks
Stranger: and when iam death.. can you rescue me ?
You: once i decide that u are friend of mine
You: you become immortal
You: so
You: don't worry
You: and bring me beckenbauer
Stranger: i will do it
You: thank you man
Stranger: okay and how can i connect with you when i have beckenbauer ?
You: do you have msn messenger?
Stranger: no only icq
You: goddamn
You: here in heaven we all use msn
Stranger: what microsoftcrap ?
Stranger: -.-
You: but we're all mac-users
Stranger: i thinked god is using open source
You: no
You: god use a macbook
Stranger: only gaylords use macs .. and wannabe webmasters
Stranger: sry but its true
You: i'm a wannabe webmasters
You: without the final s
Stranger: :P
Stranger: really ?
You: have you got facebook?
Stranger: no
You: you're useless man
Stranger: iam sry
You: anyway
Stranger: iam stupid i know
You: here's my mail
You: uomodiblues@gmail.com
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i will write some crypted letters to you when i have beckenbauer
You: oh you don't have to crypt them
You: remember
You: god uses mac
Stranger: okay i understand ^^
You: nobody can hack god's mac
Stranger: i can give you many exploits for macs
Stranger: :P
You: i don't need them
You: i'm god
Stranger: true
Stranger: okay i must go now and find beckenbauer
You: it's your task
You: please
You: remember my email
You: and as soon as you have beckenbauer
You: send me an email
Stranger: i will do it dude
You: ok
Stranger: thanks for doing all this..
You: it's my pleasure
Stranger: :D
You: so
You: good night and good quest man
Stranger: thanks my friend i will win !
You: i hope so
You: next week we'll be the world presidents!
You: i, you, buddha and beckenbauer
Stranger: its the best.. for the whole world
You: i think so
You: good night man
You: keep in touch!
Stranger: good night and we will rule it all ! beckenbauer will be mine !!! and here you have another belgian beer
You: thank you mate
You: good quest
Stranger: thanks have a nice day/night or whatever
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Grazie di avermelo fatto scoprire!

Che bello avere tanto tempo da buttare nel cesso...

In questo sito avete il 50% di beccare un /b/tard e un 25% di beccare un utente di shhh, non è una bella cosa in entrambi i casi.

Propongo un gioco. Si chiama il gioco di Silvio: ognuno cerca di fare Berlusconi su omegle e osserva le reazioni del pubblico. Ecco che mi è capitato:

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You: They have just asked me whether I wanted some cyber sex
You: then I told them
You: "I am Silvio Berlusconi!"
You: and they left
You: poor Silvio -.-
Stranger: yea right
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Stranger: hi m or f
You: Hi! I'm Silvio Berlusconi, wanna cyber?
Stranger: m or f
You: Male. Don't you know me?
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Stranger: Hi!
You: Hi! I'm Silvio Berlusconi!
You: Do you know me?
Stranger: Nice to meet you Silvio!
Stranger: Of course I know you - I like your G5
You: I want to make it clear
You: that Obama really looks suntanned
You: but It wasn't an offence
Stranger: he got a lot of sun!
You: Nobody understands me :(
Stranger: to bad
You: Now they say I'm divorcing with my loved wife.
You: That bitch.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I'm Italian.
You: Wasn't that obvious?
Stranger: There are yet lot more bitches on this planet!!
You: I'm pretty famous, if you know me ;)
Stranger: Yeah, I alreade thought, that you are not from the US
You: No, but we're undergoing elections right now
You: and so it's not that good to have my wife leaving ME
You: I want to make her pay for it
Stranger: find an other one!
Stranger: a younger - more beautiful
Stranger: and more sexy one
You: Dude, I really can't. They are also saying I'm a pedophile!
You: They're saying I'm crazy!
Stranger: of course not!
Stranger: not at all
Stranger: you are very cool!!
You: I just went to a birthday party of an old friend of mine
You: (Oh thank you, I love compliments)
Stranger: I know!
Stranger: I know, that you love compliments!
Stranger: How is your business running?
You: Oh, there's a bit of a crysis around.
Stranger: The same by us
You: But I'm fine.
Stranger: me too, of course!
You: I'm probably the most important person here
You: I've got televisions, parties
Stranger: in Italy, but in Russia I am!
You: ...oh another Communist?
Stranger: Thats what I have!
Stranger: of course not!!!!
You: Well, I'm a big friend of your president.
Stranger: I am the president of "RODINA"
Stranger: You know Silvio, I am your frind Vlad!
You: No, that's not possible
Stranger: I thougt, you would recognize me!
You: you lack the charm
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You: Hey!
Stranger: hey
You: I'm Silvio. Wanna cyber?
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You: Hi!
Stranger: i there
Stranger: hi*
You: Do you know Silvio Berlusconi?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: italian president
You: Nobody believes me when I tell them I'm Silvio.
You: They also dared to ask me if I wanted to cyber
Stranger: maybe because in this page anybody knows nothing
Stranger: hahahah
You: and worst of all, they dared to ask me if I were male or female
Stranger: lol
You: Do you really see "Silvio" fit as a female name?
Stranger: what a ignorants
Stranger: of course no
You: Would you ever call your daughter "Silvio"?
You: Because I would.
Stranger: maybe Silvia
You: Apparently there are no italians in here -.-
Stranger: i found some
Stranger: 2 or 3
Stranger: but
You: I wanted to make some good propaganda for my party, and I thought I could hit the population here
Stranger: not all the people that talks to you
You: I know. Most of them hate me.
Stranger: put in the publicity
Stranger: why?
Stranger: because you have prohibited touch your balls in public?
You: Because all the mass media is controlled by the left wing!!!
You: Of course I have my televisions, but I've NEVER made some propaganda on them
You: all my subordinates are communists
You: -.-
You: But they sure laugh at my jokes.
Stranger: what a shit
You: Yeah.
You: YOu know how they call it.
You: "Conflict of interests"
Stranger: how?
Stranger: what a fucking idiots
You: I can't both work in the government AND own televisions
You: so I gave the televisions to my son Piersilvio
You: (good choice for a name huh?)
Stranger: peter an silvio toghether
You: And despite no propaganda for my party being aired on my son's televisions, I'm still being judged for "conflict of interests"
You: Where are you from, dear stranger?
You: I just want to know what they say about me in your country.
Stranger: You know who is zapatero?
You: Of course I do.
You: Are you Spanish, then?
You: I'm basically against his campaign towards the love for homosexuals, because I'm a Catholic.
Stranger: you're incredible
You: Thank you ;)
Stranger: me too
Stranger: the homosexuals has right
Stranger: rights
Stranger: but no the rights to go on the streets kissing and going by the hand
You: Well, they're free to do what they want in Spain, but not here. The Pope would not tolerate it.
Stranger: and sometimes, they confuse you with one of them
You: Oh, that sucks -.-
You: But what they say about me, really.
You: I have to know, since I want to improve my image abroad.
You: Did you know that I own a television in Spain too?
You: Or well, now it's my son's.
You: Be as sincere as you can.
You: (did you like the joke about Obama being tanned, btw?)
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: my english is good but not at all
Stranger: the last sentence
Stranger: can you explain to me mr president?
You: Ok. A few months ago Obama became president of the United States, you know
You: and after seeing the ceremony, I was interviewed about a future collaboration with him
You: and I said "He's young, beautiful and suntanned too, we will surely have a great collaboration!"
You: Suntanned means that your skin is broun because you've been under the sun
Stranger: hahahahahahahha
Stranger: lol
You: That was funny, wasn't it? :D
Stranger: nearly gay
You: Oh, sheesh :D
Stranger: hahahha
You: So what do they say about me?
You: Televisions, Spanish people-.
Stranger: i don't watch the tv so much
Stranger: but no bad things at all
You: Realy?
You: Are you going to vote for the European Parliament?
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: my mother said me days ago
You: Guess who will I vote for :DDDDDD
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: maybe Szarchosy?
You: No! You're wrong!
You: I'll vote for myself XD
You: My daughter taught me this word that fits the context "PURE PWNAGE"
Stranger: hahahah i know, i know
Stranger: pwange?
You: I don't know what it means, really
You: but she said that it's like when you're really happy
You: because you're better than others
You: I have great plans for the future, my son.
You: I'm always happy to see people supporting me, even if you are from a foreign country.
You: You're more than welcome to visit Italy ;)
Stranger: thank you mr president
Stranger: so
Stranger: has the president a msn account?
You: Of course not. I cannot use it. It's not safe.
Stranger: sorry men
You: There's control over every conversation.
Stranger: i have to go
You: Sorry :(
Stranger: remember that pablo has to take out coco
Stranger: bye
You: Ok!
You: Hope to see you here in Rome!
You: Who is coco, btw?
Stranger: a dog
Stranger: white like the coconaut
You: Nice name!
You: He is blessed by my holy powers now.
You: When you'll take it out, he'll make Holy poop.
You: You shall get that poop and save it for the day in which I'll be in the European parliament
You: You will know what to do with it, then ;)
Stranger: no
Stranger: what
Stranger: throw it to u?
You: Why would you do that :(
You: So you really were against me :(
Stranger: because holly poop won't stink and don't you cober of brown
Stranger: cover*
Stranger: maybe it becomes into gold
Stranger: or money
You: You just have to try and see the miracle with your own eyes
Stranger: or fireworks to celebrate you have won
You: maybe it turns into a delicious chocolate cake
Stranger: maybe, who knows
You: and so you can save it to celebrate
You: But don't count on it.
You: Well, I have to leave now. Tomorrow I have to get up early to see the other members of my new party
Stranger: ok silvio
Stranger: get well
Stranger: and remember the sentences i said to you
Stranger: it is a prove
You: I will remember :)
Stranger: that you were in omegle!
Stranger: bye Silvio
You: Btw do you think I look cute with my new haircut?
Stranger: i haven't see it
Stranger: i would tell you
You: http://www.pupia.tv/includes/tiny_mce/plugins/filemanager/files/fm/01_immagini/01_italia/01_politica/berlusconi/berlusconi_pdl3.jpg
Stranger: if i could speak to you again
You: Give me your email, I will try to contact you after the campaign has ended ;)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: not by email
Stranger: add me and we speak
Stranger: pablo******@*******.***
You: Ok ;)
You: And now goodnight, Pablo!
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...Non è andata come speravo. Magari a voi va meglio.

Sto morendo.

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Stranger: looking for a gay guy whos willing to jack off on cam for me
You: i'm Silvio Berlusconi and i like it!
Stranger: you'll go on cam for me ?
You: do you know me?
Stranger: noo
You: but
You: i have
You: a little cock
You: do you like anymore?
Stranger: its alright
You: you're a comunist?
Stranger: whats your msn ?
Stranger: noo
You: perfect
You: my msn are
You: silvioB@live.it
You: add me
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i'm Silvio Berlusconi!
You: and you?
Stranger: Italian ? (:
Stranger: im Hampus ;p
You: yes.. I'm the Prime Minister of Italy
You: do you know me?
Stranger: no..
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Stranger: hih
You: hi
You: i'm Silvio Berlusconi!
You: and you?
Stranger: im Noora
Stranger: asl?
You: Silvio Berlusconi male 72 milan
You: you?
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i'm Silvio Berlusconi!
You: you?
Stranger: fuck you /b/
Stranger: god damnit
You: you're comunist!
You: you eat children!
Stranger: is there a raid thread or something
You: you're a fuckin comunist!
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You: hi
You: i'm Silvio Berlusconi!
You: you?
Stranger: im yi zhu
Stranger: im a chinese~
You: you're comunist!
You: you eat children!
Stranger: ...
You: you're a fuckin asshole!
You: fuck you!
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